Sunday, 12 July 2009

On Irregular Verbs

The teacher claimed it was so plain,
I only had to use my brain.

She said the past of throw was threw,
The past of grow - of course - was grew,
So flew must be the past of fly,
And now, my boy, your turn to try.
But when I trew,
I had no clue,
If mow was mew
Like know and knew
(Or is it knowed like snow and snowed?)

The teacher frowned at me and said
The past of feed was - plainly - fed
Fed up, I knew then what I ned:
I took a break, and out I snoke,
She shook and quook (or quaked? or quoke?)
With raging anger out she broke:
Your ignorance you want to hide?
Tell me the past form of collide!
But how on earth should I decide
If it´s collid
(Like hide and hid),
Or else - from all that I surmose,
The past of rise was simply rose,
And that of ride was surely rode,

So collide must be collode?

Oh damm these English verbs, I thought
The whole thing absolutely stought!
Of English I have had enough,
These verbs of yours are far too tough.
Bolt upright in my chair I sat,
And said to her "that's that" - I quat.

From : The Unfolding of Language - Guy Deutscher

Thursday, 2 July 2009

COMPOUND NOUNS: Did you guess them correctly?

- Slightly ill.

-Something that makes you feel excited.

-Something that makes you lose interest in something.

-Take the red-eye - to take a journey in a plane that continues all night.

-To have a secret relationship with someone who is not your regular partner.

-A decision that is easy, and that you do not need to think about, used when you want to emphasize that it is really very easy.

-Relaxed and seeming not to be worried about anything.

-Difficult to imagine and very big, strange, or complicated.